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Joke of the Day

"Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts? Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars."

"What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick."

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was too chicken to do it."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who visited the ICU ward? His doctor told him to eat more vegetables."

"What words does Donald Trump find irresistibly sexy? ""You sick fuck, I'm calling the cops."""

"What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind."

"Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet? He thought the ad said '24 carrots'"

"What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats."

"My son sounds like a goat when he cries. He's just a little kid."

"Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture."