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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who was on trial for masturbating to obscure court cases? He got off on a technicality."

"Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk? He can't stand the 1%"

"I have a file on my computer named Hillary Clinton When I tried to open it, I got a message saying ' file is too corrupt'"

"If a shark is ever attacking me I'm gonna be like where are your parents do they know you act like this"

"Last night I had an orgy on a camping trip. It was fucking in tents!"

"Grandma: can you call out the bingo numbers? Me: idk i've never done it B4 Gma: holy shit you're a natural"

"What's the difference between a hotel and a lodge? You can't hotel your dick into someone's ass."

"Relationship status: my period comes more often than I do."

"News: Man dies of heart attack while donating to a sperm bank He came and went at the same time"

"I'm thinking about joining a sports team just so I can get my butt slapped."