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Joke of the Day
"Why does the USA use F? The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism."
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"Why do I hear noises? (Teacher) ""With all this talking I assume you are done with your work"" (Student) ""And with all this complaining I assume you're single"""
"""For sale: Brown skinned Cabbage Patch doll..."" It's only Harv Price"
"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Don't know, don't care."
"If Barrack Obama wrote a book what would it be called? 50 states of gay."
"What do you call rude fungi? Shiit-talking mushrooms"
"Finally goes to open-mic night. gets on stage. bombs so badly gets arrested for terrorism. #BucketListFails"
"[On The Cross] Jesus:""Father, forgive them, fore they know no-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""
"What do you call porn with thailandese chickens? Hentai. (Hen Thai)"
"WHEN WIFE SINGING When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."