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Joke of the Day

"What did Montenegro's internet domain name say when it broke up with Yugoslavia? It's not yu it's me."

"I already know what I want to be when I get older.. Younger"

"How to Talk to Women Who Are Inside an MRI Tube"

"How do you know if someone truly loves fast food? It has a special place in their hearts"

"I just can't get behind gay jokes."

"Dear autocorrect, at no point in time have I meant to say ""I'm affordable"" instead of ""I'm adorable"". Stop embarrassing me."

"*wakes up from a 10 year coma, pretends to be asleep for an extra 5 minutes*"

"A man's got to know his limitations. Unless he's in a relationship, then he'll be constantly reminded."

"What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits."

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles."