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Joke of the Day
"I already know what I want to be when I get older.. Younger"
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"Friend: Dow dropped 45 points yesterday. Me: I don't follow basketball."
"[to astronaut brother] Ooooh la la Gary's going to SPACE *does jerkoff motion* I'll be here on EARTH where my pizza & tv won't FLOAT AWAY"
"Three blondes walked into a building you'd think one of them would have seen it..."
"A popular Muslim wants into a new bar That place really blew up"
"My daughter said, ""You're the best mommy ever!"" I'm really proud that she's learning sarcasm at such a young age."
"A islamic dial ripoff made a new type of hand soap. Aloe Akbar."
"Why did all the female pandas want to mate with that one male panda? Because he had the big bamboo."
"B*tch your so ugly that even the mirror showed a 404 error."
"""Oh great! Just great!"" --guy showing up to the beach with a bunch of sand"