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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something."
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"If I had a dollar for every gender there is... I'd have two dollars."
"What did one Fart say to the other? Just so you know, your's is not the only asshole around"
"Forrest Gump What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password ? 1forrest1"
"What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"
"What sex position gives birth to the ugliest children? Ask your parents."
"What does a rabbi do when life gives him lemons? Makes hacidic jews"
"When I grow old, I am sure I will look back at my life and say ""aaaah! my neck hurts"""
"What did the male telescope say to the hot female telescope? HUBBLE HUBBLE!"
"did you know you can tell how much a girl likes you by the position of their feet Chances are if her feet are next to her ears she really likes you."