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Joke of the Day

"I'm beginning to suspect that my boyfriend is not really a ninja & that he moved out nine month ago."

"When did razors get so expensive? Three more payments and I'll be able to shave"

"When I see a man with long fingernails, my first thought is wizard My second thought is virgin wizard"

"Gremlins(1984): a shopkeeper with a creature so powerful it could destroy all human life gives it to a 12yo boy. Many lives are lost.(PG13)"

"What do you call a fish with diarrhea? A Pooper Grouper!!!!!"

"A warlock cursed me to forever be standing in line behind people trying to remember the name of a movie, and I know exactly what movie it is"

"I'ts so cold outside... I actually saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"I think the elementary school music teacher was overly optimistic when she said we may recognize this next song."

"People in public restrooms don't really like playing Peek-a-boo, apparently."

"You'd think the chances of putting in a USB drive wrong side-up would be 50-50, but nope, 90-10."