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Joke of the Day

"Chemistry Joke I hate telling noble gas jokes there's never a reaction."

"I decided to put certified SCUBA diver on my resume. That way they know I can handle intense pressure on the job."

"is a cat supposed to shit more than i shit? asking for a cat that shits more than i shit."

"Onions are the Russian nesting dolls of the vegetable world."

"Christ died to absolve us of sin... Now if only he'd come back and die two more times to get rid of cos and tan."

"What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four"

"I'm not religious until you need help moving on a Sunday."

"Did you hear about the chemist turned stand-up comic? He didn't last too long; his jokes didn't get the best reactions."

"If Panic! At the disco were Mexican... They would be called Hispanics at the disco"

"What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams? A bvr"