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Joke of the Day
"People in public restrooms don't really like playing Peek-a-boo, apparently."
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"Did you guys hear about the Trump winery? It's only whites."
"Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work."
"My friend is addicted to drinking brake fluids... but he tells me that he can stop any time."
"What does a bird say when it wants revenge? Toucan play at that game!"
"What do you call two Mexicans fighting one another Juan on Juan"
"What's the difference between a Greyhound terminal and a lobster with a boob job? One's a crusty bus station."
"Dear @MSNBC, if it's something that Twitter told me 6 hours ago, then lets not consider it ""Breaking News"""
"*slides a cheese slice with my number written on it in your pocket*"
"[first day as a bartender] Customer: gimme a scotch on the rocks Me [scrunching towel into glass]: I know lemonade, I can do lemonade"