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Joke of the Day
"Your dating profile said you were a night owl.....eat this mouse."
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"Batman should teach girls about periods in school... ""Tell me, do you bleed?... You will."""
"FERRET OWNERS: EITHER GET A CAT OR A SNAKE STOP TRYING TO SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE"
"Why can't you trust stairs? Because they are always up to something."
"Harry Potter knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? You know You know who? Avada Kedavra!!!!!"
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass!"
"Did you guys hear about the fight in the bathroom? Two bums got wiped"
"""Your word is their..."" ""Your word is their,"" said the spelling bee judge. The contestant, confused, asked for a sentence. ""They're looking for their dog over there,"" replied the judge."
"What is a penguin? A swallow that kept eating after 6pm."
"What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !"