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Joke of the Day
"Your dating profile said you were a night owl.....eat this mouse."
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"Why was Han Solo dissapointed in his Blow Job from Princess Leia? It was Chewy"
"What's below the Pyrenees? A pair of ankles"
"I just found out gorgonzola is a type of cheese, not a dinosaur. Needless to say, my gorgonzola salad was a huge let down."
"What computer monitor sings the best? A Dell."
"Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends"
"Secretly killing birds and making It look like a suicide - Windexter."
"What do you call a pessimistic pelican? A pelican't."
"Why are fire engines red? You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!"
"My dad fought in World War II. I just received an email confirming my order of a maroon cardigan sweater."