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Joke of the Day
"They say that 5 in 3 people are bad at fractions. Don't even get me started on the other half."
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"Hey, guy who named the mustache Hair lip was available"
"lookin for a quick and easy way to beef up that scrawny bod and really turn some heads at the beach? float dead in a lake"
"We should teach North Korea a lesson and send them James Franco."
"[nail salon] Excuse me, do you do filing here? ""Yes of course we do!"" Great! I need a good refund *hands over tax forms*"
"I was looking at the fruit in the bowl, thinking... How the fuck did I end up with a gay goldfish..."
"In 2058 the selfies became self aware and choose their own filters."
"*Knock Knock* Come in."
"In the middle east its hard to tell who's crazy, And Hussein."
"Why didn't the people in the movie Armageddon just hold up a big sheet of paper when the meteor was coming? Paper beats rock..."