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Joke of the Day

"Los Angeles education Trying to give my kids an education in Los Angeles is a nightmare. The guns, the gangs, the drugs -- and I'm home schooling them."

"Happy Easter And to the Jews, better luck next time"

"Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin"

"I never try to make guests feel at home. If they wanted to feel at home, they should have stayed there."

"Why was 1 all salty? Someone told him it was 2's day."

"Movie Idea: Michael Cera falls down a spiral staircase then pets a cat."

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an onion? I'd cry if I cut an onion in half."

"Somebody stole my mood ring today. I don't know how I feel about that."

"Eat, Pray, Love was such a boring movie, I watched it on a plane and people still walked out."

"Can't figure out if my dad is defusing a bomb or trying to answer his cell phone. It's tense! ""The green one dad, not the Red one!"""