16113

Joke of the Day

"Batman Arkham Knight PC port"

Next Joke
 
"Have you heard about the recent wave of Saudi emmigration to Pennsylvania? No? Yeah, well it's quite big - there was even a popular documentary series on it... ""It's always Sunni in Philadelphia."""
"BREAKING NEWS: Miami Heat joins LeBron James."
"So I heard that Paul Walker, actor in Fast and Furious, died at the age of 40 in a car crash. I suppose he had bad *karma*"
"Do you know what evil kisses sound like? Muah hahaha"
"A blind man walks into a bar says ""Oww."""
"Is that placebo working for you? Well, now that you mention it, no."
"Was Nicky Minaj born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happend!"
"[fixing your car stereo] Ah here's the problem [ejects Pitbull CD]"
"Are u cold? http://imgur.com/qfirGti"