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Joke of the Day

"I got a new thesaurus Its pretty bad, though. Not only that, it's also bad."

"I told my therapist what you said and she's gonna call your therapist and you're in big trouble"

"Something with high frequency hit me It really hertz"

"Angry mimes give each other the talking treatment."

"I was trying to think of a joke about friends... But I don't have any."

"What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!"

"When I go out in public with my brother; people think he is my boyfriend, which is crazy because we broke up over 12 years ago."

"Scientists have spliced the DNA of a human with a sea cow. Oh, the humanatee."

"What is currently the greatest crime in China? Identity theft."

"*crawls towards him gets between his legs and asks* What do you want? Him-Whatever you want. Me-*gets a bowl of ice cream and turns on tv*"