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Joke of the Day
"To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on friday..."
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"How do you tell when it's Halloween at Lana Del Ray's house? Her pussy tastes like candy corn."
"if ur in a bad mood & somone says ""have a good day"" the best response is to yell ""HEY EVRYONE THIS DUDES HANDING OUT GOOD DAYS COME GET ONE"""
"There once was a lady named Lucky Who used dynamite to give herself fucky. They found her vagina, in North Carolina, And one of her tits in Kentucky"
"The Manager you asked to speak to doesn't give a fuck either."
"how do you know when your sister is on her period? your dads cock tastes like blood."
"They call cat people crazy but we're not the ones outside at 5AM every morning putting fresh dog poop into tiny baggies."
"This salad tastes like I'm about done with my New Year's Resolution."
"I always hated church because of all the standing, kneeling and sitting... I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."
"I thought this hot Egyptian chick was hitting on me but she was just trying to lure me into a pyramid scheme. :("