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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell when it's Halloween at Lana Del Ray's house? Her pussy tastes like candy corn."
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"Just asked someone for their date of birth for a work insurance thing & it was 4/20/69 & I just went dead silent for at least 20 seconds"
"Two economists fall into a hole they realize they are trapped, and so they come up with a plan. The first step in their plan is... assume a ladder."
"I was disappointed to learn Flickr is not a site about female masturbation."
"So a horse comes into a bar.. Wait... or was it a man. OK. so this horse comes into a man."
"What is Relative Humidity? The sweat on your balls when you screw your cousin."
"What's the difference in a voyeur and a thief? A thief snatches your watch..."
"If you sit on your hands 15 minutes before filling in an exam, it feels like somebody else is disappointing for your teacher. Edit: grammar"
"Got fired from the firedepartment Guess putting a sticker saying 'find em hot and leave em dripping' wasn't a good thing to put on our truck"
"Why do men like Haunted Bees? boobees ! :D I'll show myself out."