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Joke of the Day

"There once was a lady named Lucky Who used dynamite to give herself fucky. They found her vagina, in North Carolina, And one of her tits in Kentucky"

"Doctor: we saved your dad but he's part owl now Son: Dad it's me Dad: *head turned 180* who Son: very funny Doctor: yeah he has amnesia too"

"Did you hear about the butcher that backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."

"I've heard of trauma causing blindness like when Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walked in on each other masturbating"

"Skyscrapers are more than just structures. They have many, many stories."

"You remember when you were a kid, you had tons of fun blowing bubbles in the bathtub? I saw Bubbles the other day, he told me to say ""Hi!""."

"I just wanna give a shout out to the ancients, for inventing the calendar. It has made my day"

"I like my women how I like my weather moist and unstable."

"Winnie the Pooh: will u marry me? Piglet: for the last time, u don't get a literal ""honey"" moon Pooh: pls say yes I need to see for myself"

"BABY DRINK Q: How do you make a baby drink? A: Stick it in the blender."