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Joke of the Day

"Mom: You need to get a hobby. Me: Like photography? Mom: I don't think stalking the garbageman is a hobby."

"Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road? There were no roads!"

"If you happen to be a dirt road, expect someone wearing a cowboy hat to write a song about you today."

"What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team? The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts."

"What's the difference between a Russian bot and a sincere Trump supporter? One of them actually exists and the other *ees teepeecal Amyerikyan pyatriot*."

"Donald Trump can't take any criticism... At this point he's such a pussy about it he may as well just grab himself."

"NSFL NSFW It's a dead baby joke... NSFL NSFW What's worse than a dead baby in a microwave?... The guy masturbating just outside the microwave..."

"Rape is a touchy subject"

"*toy container falls off ship* *Lego bricks wash ashore on a beach full of barefoot swimmers* *president declares a national emergency*"

"Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family? He lost hijab."