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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump can't take any criticism... At this point he's such a pussy about it he may as well just grab himself."

"Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers? Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!"

"What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese? Rastafriedrice"

"I can't afford an electric toothbrush, so I just roll a baby hedgehog in some toothpaste and hold in it my mouth for 15 minutes."

"If you have three tuna and take away one half, what do you have? Two 'n' a half -OR- tuna half."

"Whoever is bringing me the 3 dozen donuts each morning, thank you. But could you just leave them on my desk and not in the break room?"

"How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it. Ha."

"How many dicks do you have to suck before you know you're gay? Three, two for fun and one just to make sure."

"What do women and dog shit have in common? The older they are the easier they are to pick up."

"[requst] may someone help me with a joke include 'mi' word, I know you guys are awesome. Here is one pj example http://i.imgur.com/N0CXg6o.jpg It would almost same or better."