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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road? There were no roads!"
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"What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible? When Jesus cleared the temple."
"It was fortunate that Hillary had a moderator Lester temper get out of hand."
"I woke up hung-over to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn. He'll have to mow around me. I'm not moving."
"Ms Piggy... http://imgur.com/BtVKY"
"Jim Henson's first job was operating The Godfather logo."
"These cats just swagged into the room like they had some serious yolo'ing to do."
"Why don't most fans like the first 39 episodes of DBZ? Its pretty gay, just Saiyan."
"Her: In case you're interested, I'm dying. Me: Then I'll only set one place for dinner."
"what did the pirate do after his parrot bit off his genitals? He got a woodpecker."