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Joke of the Day

"Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family? He lost hijab."

"Some people don't like awkward silences but I do because that's when I think about Thundercats."

"[guy who just got out of prison on a technicality] ""what were you in for?"" murder, a guy... a guy... ""spit it out man"" a guy, interrupted me"

"A man wearing nothing but cellophane walked into a psychiatrist office. The doctor said I can clearly see your nuts"

"Why couldn't the joke walk? It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)"

"Somebody wake up Green Day."

"Why did the AC wave try to hang himself? He was sinusoidal."

"I got a job making wallets out of elephant foreskins If you rub the wallet it turns into a suitcase."

"My Mum saw me naked this morning Guess now she knows what she's getting for Christmas."

"I'm getting a vanity plate that reads ""B Pitt"" because I like people to be disappointed when they look at me."