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Joke of the Day

"My Uncle said this now that there are two popes Two popes walk into a bar with Yankee caps on. The bartender says, ""Didn't you guys use to be Cardinals?"""

"Why did the medium cross the road? To get to The Other Side! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

"The Parachuteless Dave Michael: Dave is so brave! He jumped out of a plane without a parachute! John: Ohh is it true? Where did you get the news? Michael: From his funeral."

"Cardinals are fornicating on my porch again! The birds...not the religious robey dudes."

"Inflation: Being broke with a lot of money in your pocket."

"Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1? Because he doesn't have a brain"

"I want to start a subreddit about erectile dysfunction, but I seem to be having a hard time getting it up."

"How about a ceiling fan with brakes so I don't have to stand there for 10 seconds wondering if I actually turned it off."

"If you say a number loud enough its value increases. * 5 = 5 * 5! = 120"

"Chumlee was arrested for sexual assault, drugs, and guns. Do you think Rick will go to the court and haggle down his sentence?"