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Joke of the Day
"Inflation: Being broke with a lot of money in your pocket."
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"Want to hear a joke about coffee? Decaf."
"In my town alot of people are mean... It's pretty average for them."
"Everyone wants a white Christmas... but all Christmases matter!!!"
"It was a classic Cinderella story: I walked into strangers' houses and made women try on a shoe I found"
"A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""uno, dos... *poof*... He disappeared without a tres"
"Wal-Mart Announced It Will No Longer Sell Confederate Flag-related Products As a result, it has also announced it will close 1000 stores by 2016."
"The Water Fight Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids. I won! No one's a match for me and my kettle."
"If you don't like the way women drive, Stay off the sidewalk."
"A man walks into a bar He says ""ouch!"""