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Joke of the Day
"Everyone should have a good, somewhat clean, joke on hand to tell in a pinch. What's yours?"
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"Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household."
"My Pet Mouse Elvis Died Today He got caught in a trap."
"A horse walks into a bar And the bar tender says ""why the long face?"" The horse replies ""my wife just died of cancer."""
"Everyone on the planet is such a hypocrite and so self-centered Oh, except for me of course"
"Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."
"What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk."
"Googling your symptoms when you don't feel well is the most efficient way to convince yourself you're dying."
"Doing word problems as a kid as helped me in adulthood. ""Dan doesn't have enough money for his bills, how long before he is homeless?"""
"Where did little Timmy go during the bombing? Everywhere"