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Joke of the Day

"Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road? It got stuck in a crack."

"What do you call the girls who outrun me? Virgins."

"Trying to Have a Baby Saying that ""We are trying to have a baby"" is the only discreet way I can tell my mother-in-law that I had sex with her daughter 4 times last week."

"What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish? His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!"

"I will straight up walk into traffic to avoid a kid selling something."

"""You're saying it's all an act? Chewbacca: Indubitably, my good man."

"WARNING: There's an email going round... ...offering Processed Pork, Gelatin, and Salt in a Can. If you get this email, DO NOT OPEN IT. It's spam!"

"What do you call Zombie Japanese Chefs? the Woking Dead"

"What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow? He won't ever give you *Up*. No? I'll show myself out . . ."

"My friend told me to sing Wonderwall I said maybe."