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Joke of the Day

"If people from Poland are called 'Poles', why aren't people from Holland called 'Holes?"

"I just opened a Capri Sun in the dark, sup ladies"

"What do you get if you rub an eggplant? A little aubergenie"

"You should never be sad. Because sad backwards is das.. ..and das not good."

"If the Hulk worked in the produce section of Kroger... would he be a Green Grocer?"

"Someone asked me today what was the toughest thing about being a parent. I would have to say it's the kids."

"Chinese culture lesson In china people used to eat weed That's why they saw dragons and can't open their eyes again."

"Did you hear? Oxygen and Magnesium are dating. When I found out I was like OMg!"

"Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus."

"Why did Medusa have to take sexual harassment training? Because she wouldn't stop objectifying people."