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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buffer ! Buffer who ? Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !"
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"Saw a guy in the gym, ahead of me on the Lat pulldown machine, wearing a David Luiz T-Shirt Needless to say, I got past him."
"Through jelqing, I managed to make my penis ...red... Cool... I have a red dick. Thanks, internet."
"A depressed Storm Trooper goes to the bar for some jager shots. He goes home sober."
"Scott Summers (X-Men) is dead.. ...by watching his navel. (I don't know if this joke works in English)"
"Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars? Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!"
"Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole? Because Santa dere."
"Free throws are just as good as the store-bought kind."
"That moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp, and kill your dog."
"A toast to wives, girlfriends, and lovers. May they never meet."