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Joke of the Day

"boys love mysterious girls so don't be afraid to show up to dates with a shovel and a smear of fresh blood on your collar"

"me: ""4,000 for a beehive?"" salesman: ""sir, there are 8,000 bees in there, that's only 50p each"" me: [checking my wallet] ""give me 3 bees"""

"What did the Father of Judaism sleep on? An Abra-Hammock I'm sorry"

"What do you get if a post office burns down? Black mail."

"America was declared the country with most busty people. In the both genders category."

"People Says ,""SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY......"" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So What, Who'z in a Hurry ....!!!! ;-)"

"I really want to make a period joke. But it's just not that time of the month for me"

"This morning I got in touch with my inner self. And that's also the last time I'll buy cheap toilet paper..."

"I eat those silica gel packets because consumer electronics are not the boss of me."

"""Give me the best quality TV commercial I can get for $57!"" -Every attorney apparently"