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Joke of the Day
"I really want to make a period joke. But it's just not that time of the month for me"
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"use this coupon for the pizza its expired whats the worst that could happen [calls wife 10min later] hello Im in something called pizza jail"
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? You don't tell her anything anymore, you've already explained twice."
"What's the difference between a girlfriend and a toilet The toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you dump a load in it."
"People accuse me of babying my dog, which I think is ridiculous. It's not like I'm breast feeding her. She won't even take to my nipple."
"They call Japan the ""Land of the Rising Sun"". Is that why they look like they're squinting all the time?"
"What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick? An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it."
"*Attempts to use 'I have a boyfriend' meme* Meme: I have a boyfriend."
"Cash or credit? Did you just assume my tender??"
"if u pressed the right numbers on yr phone u could be talking to dwayne the rock johnson in 20 seconds"