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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if a post office burns down? Black mail."

"What's the difference between a tire and 1000 used condoms? One is a good year and the other is a great year."

"TIL There is only one thing that gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets. A Woman."

"Hey, car guys, I got a joke for you the Toyota Prius."

"So a grasshopper walks into a bar... And the bartender says: ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies: ""You have a drink named Steve?!"""

"The secret service found a dildo in the Oval Office Signing off on another executive order."

"A man walks into a bank... and yells ""this is a fuck up!"" confused, the teller says ""you mean a stick up?"" ""Nope, it's a fuck up, I forgot my gun"""

"Someone just threw sodium chloride at me. It was a salt."

"I saw a synopsis and some abstracts shot down in a hail of bullet points. I guess it was a summary execution."

"Someone asked who sang Johnny B Goode, and I said Marty McFly because I'm not an idiot and I know how time travel works."