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Joke of the Day

"What did the Jamaican say when he lost the smelliest feet contest? DEFEAT STINKS!"

"What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store? No shirt, no shoes, no Surface."

"Dark jokes Saturday: What is the most offensive brand name you can come up with? Winners get gold! My contribution: ""Auschwitz"" air freshener."

"Knuckle Tats (I) (H)(A)(V)(E) (W)(A)(Y) (T)(O)(O) (M)(A)(N)(Y) (F)(I)(N)(G)(E)(R)(S)"

"The darkest joke ever. [It was the darkest joke ever, till you spoiled it by hovering, or highlighting or whatever the hell you did...](#s)"

"Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare."

"Failed biology because apparently the answer to ""what is commonly found in cells?"" Isn't ""Blacks and Mexicans"""

"Can someone help me, I can't remember,,, Did Sarah Jessica Parker get an Oscar for Sea Biscuit?"

"Why did the bullet stay home? Because it got fired!"

"ok i made up the BEST nickname for Cocaine EVARRRRR. Yall ready? check this out: ""Columbian FunDip"" ..... I know, awesome."