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Joke of the Day
"Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark sir."
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"Urine is the opposite of you're out."
"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! The only down side is we still have to pay his tuition."
"Why did the Jew vote for Obama? Because he promised change."
"I might drive you crazy, but at least I'll take the scenic route."
"Why doesn't god like bacon? Because he isn't real."
"Recipe idea: Add ADDITIONAL cheese to your frozen pizza to make pizza with EXTRA CHEESE! (Ladies, you may pin this on your pinny web thing.)"
"Wife Wanted A man inserted an advertisement in the classified section of the newspaper: ""Wife Wanted."" The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"What did one earthquake say to the other? It's not my fault."
"Q: What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common? A: They're both dead gorillas."