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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a clown and a prostitute? Clowns have cunning stunts"

"What do they call the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge? the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge"

"Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off? There were too many fowls."

"Some hipsters were camping next to me and asked for help starting a fire. So, I chased one around until his corduroys burst into flames."

"Cocky joke: You know, I've recently decided I just don't like my penis. It's such a huge dick."

"If babies knew how shitty life gets they wouldn't be giggling so much. Ignorant little bastards."

"Two dissectors are talking... The first one says, ""I dissected a women yesterday, who had a clitoris like a pickle"". ""Wow, that big !?"", the second one replies. ""No, that salty""."

"If you feel trapped in your body with no way out, just think about that guy in the middle of a conga line."

"The most adventurous I get is visiting Amazon on my Safari."

"Who created the first diswasher? God, and her name was Eve."