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Joke of the Day

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ Then I thought, look what's telling me that."

"Being a vegatarian is a missed-steak!"

"I love my church more than Dairy Queen, Cause we truly had rockin Sundays."

"TDIL: Why Arizona gets so hot. Because they don't observe daylight saving time the heat of the day is compressed into fewer hours."

"Shout out to Clifford the Big Red Dog. He coulda eaten those kids a long time ago"

"My 13 year old told me this joke.... Him: I want to start a dating website for Indians.... Me: a dating website for indians? [scratching my head wtf] Him: yeah I am going to call it connect the dots."

"My 17yo pretends he doesn't understand how the washer works when I ask him to do the laundry Congrats, you're finally a man"

"Best Place to hide.. Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google."

"Why are elephants big and grey? Because if they were small and purple, they would be called grapes."

"Dad: ""Hey son, what has four legs and doesn't breathe?"" Son: ""Haha, you can't fool me again Dad! A chair!"" Dad: ""Not this time, son. Our dog died."""