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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium? Pandemonium breaks out."
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"What did the host of an orgy say to his guests? I'm glad you all came!"
"And the bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here."" A man walks into a bar."
"What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain? In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex."
"I sweat less when I wear sunglasses ... Because I feel cooler"
"How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb? 69"
"""dont get conned into spendin our lottery money"" i wont [calls wife back] will 2 sharks fit in our pool? ""NO"" ok [to salesman] one shark pls"
"I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: ""What do you do at a red light?"" Me: ""I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."""
"Why didn't the comedian make a tree joke? He wood have, but he decided to leaf it to other branches of the community."
"Why did the boy like doing trigonometry? Just cos."