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Joke of the Day

"I sweat less when I wear sunglasses ... Because I feel cooler"

"Someone draws a Swastika on Trump's Star on the Walk of Fame And you can't tell if it's from a Trump supporter or protester"

"How did blind slaves escape the South? The Underground Braille-road"

"Moving to Africa so I can feed my kids for 18 cents a day."

"Me: Let's try it have a nice weekend without any fighting, ok? Hub: Agreed Me: Wait, where are you going? Hub: Fishing. See you Monday"

"It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it."

"I made a website for Kids' jokes. But for some reason people seem hesitant to go to kidslaughter.com"

"mom. Mom i'm going to get married. whom then. Jane form the next door. oho god.. you sure? where you going to live? Mom. Jane is Emo she doesnt want to live."

"Why don't renovators paint floors? It's beneath them."

"What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise? Lmayo."