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Joke of the Day

"English Speakers There are more English speakers in China than in the United States."

"What does a priest get when he wants pussy? Nun."

"The only time a man has ever asked me ""do you have a sister?"" was just to make sure he avoided dating her too."

"What happens when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"

"Is it just me Or do you find pressing F5 refreshing?"

"Please ignore this status..... I am standing in public alone and I don't want to seem like a total loner, so I am making it look like I am texting."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"I tried to donate blood to the Red Cross the other day... ...but they wouldn't accept it in a 5 gallon bucket. They also said it had to be mine."

"What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise? Lmayo."

"Some people here are a mite sensitive. Fell asleep during a pleasant DM chat and now I'm blocked. Didn't know I snored that loudly."