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Joke of the Day

"The only time a man has ever asked me ""do you have a sister?"" was just to make sure he avoided dating her too."

"What do you call a 15 year old Korean prostitute Sum-yung ho"

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 11 seconds."

"I hate these supposedly ""funny t-shirts"". Just the other day I saw one which on the front said ""I'm not gay..."" and on the back said ""but my boyfriend is"". So I asked my girlfriend to take it off."

"Q: What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks? A: Milk and quackers."

"A favorite at parties To a large group: ""What do you say to a man with a one inch penis?"" ""How's it going, [name of group member]?"""

"What do you call dirt? Dirty."

"I once had a job circumcising elephants. The pay sucked, but the tips were big!"

"Wife and I are having an argument: At what point do we tell the highway it's adopted?"

"Manufacturing Landmines I started manufacturing Landmines in my basement thinking that it'd be cheaper than buying them, but it still cost me an arm and a leg"