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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"
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"You know you're getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you're down there."
"What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend? He lost it."
"It is said that the Welsh were the first to use condoms, by making them out of sheep intestines. But the English perfected this technique by removing them from the sheep first."
"Why clickbait is so effective"
"I can hear my cat's stomach growling in D#... I better get him a tuna."
"Poor Sally (2 parter) Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... **quickly followed by** Knock Knock *Who's there?* Not Sally."
"""I bought some dodgy steroids last week and I grew another penis"" ""Anabolic?"" ""No, just the penis"""
"Shaved my 4 month old beard this morning My wife was upset, she said she really liked it. I told her I felt the same, it really grew on me over the last couple months."
"How many goals did Germany score? A Brazillion."