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Joke of the Day

"Some people here are a mite sensitive. Fell asleep during a pleasant DM chat and now I'm blocked. Didn't know I snored that loudly."

"What does Donald Trump call the space between his balls and his butthole? The Bridge. It connects his courage to his ideas."

"Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish."

"'I have trains ran on me all the time.' - Railroads. Or my ex-girlfriend."

"Why do they play this music on the elevators if we're not suppose to slow dance:)"

"What happened when the frogs car broke down? It got toad"

"""Wanna see videos from my vacation?"" *shows home video of me eating a raccoon under a bridge ""This is the wrong video"" ""No this is right"""

"My friend's mouth and tongue were blistering and burning after eating tacos last night... serves him right! I told him not to eat Mexican."

"Batman Acting Application A actor walks into the interview. The interviewer asked him questions.""So far you are the perfect person for the job. Last question,are your parents alive?"""

"What did the window say when it was cracked? Well this is a pane in my glass."