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Joke of the Day

"We now have TWO Wawa's by the interstate. The one on the east side of I4 is not so bad. But the other one, whoa. It's the Wawa West over there."

"Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use? Progressive."

"3-year-old: What's a swear word?Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word?"

"Bechdel test Two women walk into a bar, one says ""you heard of the Bechdel test?"", the other: ""yeah my boyfriend told me about it the other day..."""

"What did one ameoba say to the other ameoba? Go fuck yourself."

"Girls holding hands with gay guys, you don't fool me. Oh that's your bf. You still don't fool me."

"Wanted to get a Ham sandwich, but ended up with a Cheese one by mistake. oops, wrong sub."

"Why did the elephant paint his balls green? Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados"

"Did you hear about the new movie about the Nazi with a speech impediment? Schindler's Lisp"

"What were Tarzan's last words? WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE."