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Joke of the Day
"What were Tarzan's last words? WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side"
"Nascar Rain I think if NASCAR would quit being sponsored by the movie Noah we wouldn't have so much rain on race day :)"
"Wanna here a joke? Women's rights. Sorry if this has been posted before."
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."
"Note to self: Take Mila Kunis picture off of vacuum before taking it in for service next time."
"home alone: my favorite movie and also my hobby"
"A marathon runner walks into a bar.. The bartender says why the long race?"
"Slap bass For when you need practice but your wife isn't around."
"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap. Filthy bastards."