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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs? Irrelephant."
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"The Awkward Moment When Your Dog has Girlfriend and you still Single"
"What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga? I'm a really big fan."
"What's the one phrase gays will be reluctant to say now? ""Shoot it in my mouth"""
"I'm disappointed to see that a lot of women are using ""period tracker apps"" now, instead of the shared Google spreadsheet I set up."
"Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any."
"A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar... ..and the barman says, ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""
"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."
"There are plenty of fish in the sea. There are also sharks, giant isopods, oil spills, Flight 370, and Somali pirates."
"Why do zombies all have such shitty clothes?! It's like you JUST died, how did you mess up your shirt that bad"