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Joke of the Day

"Why did the elephant paint his balls green? Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados"

"Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth."

"What was the blacksmith's slogan? ""Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!"""

"Interviewer: Where were you born? Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To have sex with your mom."

"I don't get new car smell air fresheners Your '98 Ford Taurus isn't fooling anyone"

"Did you know princess diana was on the radio during her car accident? She was also on the dash, windshield and the hood"

"RIP hacker who was spying on me through my Laptop's camera. Died of boredom"

"I want to die like my father; sleeping in peace ... Not like his passengers; screaming in fear."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars."