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Joke of the Day
"Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby."
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"If someone asked me to choose my favorite body part... I'd pick my nose."
"Read on r/todayilearned that Saint Ambrose was the first person to practice silent reading... ...which is crazy, because typically, Catholics never shut up about their favorite book."
"Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house None of the presents have the correct names."
"Justin Trudeau announces free lazer eye surgery for all Canadians in 4 years... When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying ""because it's 2020""."
"I hate grocery shopping. That's why I just steal a full cart when somebody turns away. I never know what I'm getting, but it sure is faster."
"My wife has a tatoo of a shell on the inside of her thigh If you put your ear against it you can smell the sea"
"A skeleton walks into a bar.... ...asks for a pint and a mop."
"you can't watch porn on the new iphone they took the jack off"
"I used to hate toe fungus... But now it's really growing on me"