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Joke of the Day

"Why was hitler's suicide such a suprise? Because we did nazi it coming"

"Two antennae got married... The ceremony was alright, but the reception was GREAT!"

"The answer to 4 Leg, 2 Leg, 3 Leg riddle is a man... because a woman is on her knees all day."

"The doctor tells his patient, ""Well, I can't find anything wrong with you. I suspect the problem is heavy drinking."" The patient asks, ""Should I come back when you've sobered up?"

"A man asks his dog, ""Can you speak English?"" The dog replies, ""Por supuesto que puedo hombre no tonta, soy un perro!"""

"What does a Mon Calamari terrorist say? Allahu Ackbar!"

"I know how Jenny got her name. Follow this link en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenny_%28donkey%29"

"I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there."

"I wanted to go to college to be a farmer. But, they didn't have a degree in that field."

"Me: I snuck in my own candy and a drink Her: This is a funeral home Me: Without a snack bar"