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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to go to college to be a farmer. But, they didn't have a degree in that field."
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"What is Donald Trump's favorite river? Denial."
"It is a good thing butt cracks are vertical... If they were horizontal, we would hear clapping every time someone used the stairs."
"Professor X can move anything with his mind... except his legs."
"What's worse than AIDS? Beads."
"I once had a job with elephants The pay was low, but the tips were huge."
"How tall is Luke Skywalker? Six foot force :)"
"I got a banging sound system fitted into my car. Might make my job as a hearse driver more entertaining."
"Sperm is the best glue Have you ever seen a human being falling apart?"
"[vet school] ME: Welcome, students. Hope you brought textbooks because- [spins cat on finger like basketball] -I have no idea what I'm doing"