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Joke of the Day
"What does a Mon Calamari terrorist say? Allahu Ackbar!"
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"A woman walks into a bar. What makes you think she can drive any better?"
"My friend wanted to feel like a princess on her wedding day So we made her marry a man she never met in order to secure a French alliance."
"What do you call a bunch of blondes waiting in line for meat? A barbie queue."
"What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with? Legolas"
"What do you call someone who murders a hundred people with a potato masher? A mash murderer."
"""Good morning, this is your pilot speaking"" ... ""AND THIS IS YOUR PILOT SHOUTING"" ... ""and this is your pilot doing some sick beatboxing"""
"How do you blind fold an asian? You put floss over their eyes!"
"Cat lovers."
"How can you get a million dollars in a week? Start with 10 million and become a day-trader."