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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a redneck to suck your dick? Put Ranch on it..."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You give him aids"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then a table, then a stool..."

"The American flag Red with blood Blue with tears White with privilege"

"Me: I made you a playlist... Her: OMG! THAT'S SO ROMANTIC! Me: It only has songs about food."

"*undercover cop knocks* Hi fill out this survey to win a free IPad! 1. name 2. address 3. email 4. where are drugs *mustache falls off*"

"Where do guys who buy hookers, mountain lions, and cantelopes go for the summer? John Cougar Meloncamp An old joke I haven't heard in ages."

"what are some of your favorite play-on-name jokes? i don't really have any favorites, just looking to hear some... like what do you call a guy with a shovel? doug."

"When I text someone and they don't text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted from over excitement."

"So I was at a book store the other day and I saw a Vietnamese cookbook... It was called ""How to Wok Your Dog""."