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Joke of the Day

"*undercover cop knocks* Hi fill out this survey to win a free IPad! 1. name 2. address 3. email 4. where are drugs *mustache falls off*"

"My Friend Really Changes Once she became a Vegetarian It's like I've never seen herbivore."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupt... MOOOOOOOO!! (Kids seem to love this one)"

"What are the three words that men hate to hear during sex? ""Are you done?"""

"What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy? Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke."

"What type of store doesn't move? A stationary store."

"I had a few too many beers at an art exhibition and threw up all over the floor. Someone offered me three grand for it."

"How much did the critic tip the waitor? two cents"

"This is my first joke I am posting, here goes nothing"

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Don't know, don't care."